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Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I got a rib injury surfing about a year and a half ago, which didn’t seem like much at the time. But the pain has persisted. This got me...

Craigslist Missed Connections

After my last breakup, I sold everything that reminded me of my ex on Craigslist and accidentally stumbled upon Craigslist Missed...

There is Never Nothing Going On

In the movie the Peaceful Warrior, a professional gymnast’s guru says “take out the trash” from his mind. Because the gymnast is unable...

I died.

I sunk on this couch into my sorrow and I literally just died. And of course, I had to attend my own funeral. There was one lone...

A Trick of The Cards

The following is a totally true story, except it’s not. Because, I’m following the two rules in this high stakes game of validation...

This NPR Tote Bag Changed My Life

“Can you make a small donation? Your support really counts.” I called NPR’s 800 number, fishing for some casual conversation, with no...

Learning to Surf

I know I should probably just jump in and get this over with. The water isn’t actually that cold as I step in, one toe at a time. But, my...

Are You An Annoying Texter?

Do you binge on sugar and then let your energy out via a rush of rapid fire texts, egregiously over-using emojis?!!!...

Making Friends in New York

I would call my brand over caffeinated. I give people who aren’t on my energy level anxiety. The world literally pulses at a million...

When is it Time For A Change?

I realized I was developing something scarier than frown lines: fear lines. What was I becoming afraid of? Was it fear of myself? Of life...

Raging Sober

I was sick of memes about abs and hairless vaginas before “Hot Girl Summer” even began. We get it, you’re waxed. Congradulations.“Self...

Unfiltered

I’m in between brands right now. Like when someone says they’re in between jobs they really mean they’re unemployed. By “in between...

Dirty Laundry Dating Dilemma

I’m single and really trying to meet people off of the apps. Believe it or not my dry cleaner is really cute. Also, believe it or not, he...

Major FOMO

FOMO is exactly what I felt while writing this, Freaking Out More Often than usual. I was pining for all that fun my peers incessantly...

Lesbian Woodworking

I’m kind of a big deal at Sam’s Hardware, a local joint that’s been around since the ’40s. Well, I give them enough business. So, I...

Christmas in July

There's enough all consuming chaos in the world right now. So, here's a petition to lighten the global mood, bring a bit of joy to the...

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