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Nov 8, 20213 minA Trick of The CardsThe following is a totally true story, except it’s not. Because, I’m following the two rules in this high stakes game of validation...
Nov 8, 20213 minThis NPR Tote Bag Changed My Life“Can you make a small donation? Your support really counts.” I called NPR’s 800 number, fishing for some casual conversation, with no...
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